#NO I WAS KIDDING
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@witchy-weve-monbebe hello I was looking for pics of seoho for the moodboard thingy :) and I found this cute photo
And this one is silly and then I HAD A STRONKS DIISJDJBDJDNJ HELP HELP HELP HELP WHAT THE FICK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT TUC GR. IM SCREAMING AND ID DND DJDJDJDSJ HELP HELP HELP HELP WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKIN FUCK OF FUCK AND THE JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOZSIDJDJDN WHAT IS HE DOING THE CURVE WITH THE FUCK AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THOS ZOOM IN IM SCREAMING IM SCREAMING IM CRUINGBIVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE WHAT THE FUCK SEOHO SIDNJDJDHDJHDJXB HELP HELP HELP
HIS FUCKIN WAIST HIS LIK SKDJDDN CROP TOP WAIST HEL ME?!
HELP ME IVE NEVER SEEN A PIC TAKEN LIKE FHAT SOF HIST THE WAIST AND WHAT IN THE AB6IX IS HE DOING SIDDIJCIDJSSBDH FUCK FUCK FUCK CAN I HAS ELAST DO THIS TOO PLEASE CAN I PLEASE I DONT WANT TO SAY THE EORD BUT HOLT duckling SHIT TITS ASS WAIST WHAT THE FUCK 👁️👄👁️
#I AM SCARED#AND#AND I#I#*screams*#AT 2:47 IN THE AFTERNOON ON A FOKIN CHEWSDAY#WOT THE FOK#FAK OFF MATE#NO I WAS KIDDING#I DIDNT#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#SEOHO WHAT IS THIS#WHAT THE FUCK#WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCKKKK#oneus#seoho#oneus seoho#WHMAKDNSSJS#I CNAT#BRAIN FRIED#willow.exe has stopped working#error 404#brain not found
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
#icarus speaks#they were so cute 😭#i cannot emphasize how large the umbrella was compared to them#and the parents looked as happy as u could be while being rained on too#like it was clear they didn’t mind that much bc the kid was so happy#i love kids so much they’re so everything#containment breach
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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
#i'm kidding it was wine#i had a beautiful 4th and i enjoyed wading in the lake#but yeah i did open tumblr a little
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry#what the fuck is wrong with you
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone
a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P
#i’m not saying it was better at all! i just find the contrast hilarious#no one posted stories with the belief that readers would use them as instruction manuals#kids today write author’s notes like they’re about to be sued for practicing without a license
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We back at the falls
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some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline
#also ft. aaron springer. tom kenny and nickelodeon security guard don newhouse#altho as a kid I did always think that was ernest borgnine bc of mermaid man#spongebob squarepants#cartoons#videos
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Welp, if JK Rowling being executive producer and therefore being fully involved in the show wasn't enough for people to boycott, then here's HBO basically saying they don't care JK Rowling is a bigot from hell who literally helped lead a harassment campaign of lies against Imane Khalif in her transphobia and obsession with women being terf's standards of women alongside posting harassment against trans people on twitter at times, they gonna stand by her, while using the excuse, "personal views". Hmm, yes, personal views- that's one way to uh, call what the fuck JK Rowling comes out with a-lot- last I checked personal views do come with consquiences if said out loud....a thousand times in JK's case and still counting....especially if they hurt people, but hey, if it means making another Harry Potter project to milk, just let it fucking be I guess.
#anti jk rowling#anti jkr#fuck jk rowling#fuck jkr#jk rowling#harry potter#harry potter reboot#hp reboot#hp#hbo#how interesting hbo and disney now feel comfortable being openly transphobic in areas#shelfing a moon girl episode that focus on trans people and now this#only people i feel bad for in this project...is the kids#they gonna be thrown in the middle of all of this#and surrounded by people like JK Rowling who only seeks a golden trio to replace the old one#who turned on her bigot ass
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Some Deadpool x Wolverines for my friend
#'for my friend' who am I kidding. They're for me#my art#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadclaws#poolverine#deadpool 3#......my hands slipped when I was typing poolverine and I just tagged 'poo'. Thanks tumblr
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
#billionaire#rich people#Elon would just be insufferable#just the worst case of “needs to be the smartest kid in the room syndrome ever#I feel Zuckerberg has actually worked on himself a lot lately and he would be reasonably chill to hang out with#still evil#but he doesn’t come across as insecure alien anymore#bezos also seems like he’d actually be a cool guy to hang out with#again. still super evil#but I think I could survive a few hours stuck with him without bludgeoning myself to death
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the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident
this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!
#either that or he supremely fucked up a cake recipe what am i psychic#powerpuff girls#or maybe he was aiming for one kid and got triplets instead. but that's how all triplets happen. that's just parenthood
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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically
#im not the sort of person who's like 'it's bad because its not like the book'#i generally don't think that's a great way to engage with adaptation#but whew it's crazy how such a genuinely confrontational and satirical kids book turned out such a milquetoast movie
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
#peach rambles#you don’t have to get rid of blorbo and squimbus!! they would look great on top of your beautiful new nightstand you’ve been excited about#hall of fame i guess#i get. the sneaking suspicion this post has inspired at least two other posts#to the effect of ‘uhmmm i was ALWAYS excited about these things??’#yes i did have to do my own chores as a kid prommy. i just didn’t have feelings about stuff yet ok
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
#my art#laios touden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi laios#hanged man#falin touden#dungeon meshi spoilers#cw blood#walk it off kid walk it off#I really thought hanged man was a good choice for this moment#hanged man is all about sacrifice and introspection and intuition#and a moment of trials that lead to clarity#also when he was falling??? with the blood out of the dragons mouth???#stunning#i love him so much#the line art for this was so fast and then I colored and revolted the flats for like. 20 hours#like how it turned out in the end tho#kavaleyre
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